It was a social experiment
so ur telling me all mothers were born today
Petition for John Green to play the guy who talked about his balls a lot and spent his spare time hanging with teenagers in some random church basement that he believed was the literal heart of Jesus
john aint takin none of your shit sherlock
love how bus drivers give each other that little wave or nod when their buses pass like they’re in a secret bus driver club who are actually on a way more important mission than what seems, they’re actually out preventing public mayhem and evil villains on fake nuclear buses.
What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake
They have arrived….
i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it
i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it
LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM